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Egads! I entered my boy Ellis at the fair’s pie eating contest And I’ve unleashed a monster! He finished through his twenty pies Then sat back in his chair Got bored with his engorged belly And started stealing from his neighbor And his neighbor’s neighbor And started eating through the table cloth And the table […]
Randall, that rapscallion Was somehow accepted into all the Ivy League colleges in the world He was naturally excited Though “Higher” education was his true calling He mingled with a few crowds Wearing scarves and using expensive vaporizers With quasi-mythological botanical names Like “The Gaia Greenhouse Hose” and “The Pure Air of Dionysus” He really […]
If you look closely at her Tinder photo You can see the marks around her eyes That indicates she’d recently been crying Apparently she was caught in a college classroom closet With three boys and no morals And the rumors made for a susurrant campus Softly directed at her and her decisions She was thoroughly […]
Wooded greybrown areas Instincts and hysteria Desuetude steps, tracks, animals and traps FWAP Snatched up and bagged — desuetude \ DES-wi-tood, -tyood \ noun 1. A state of disuse.
Tyler, Tyler Ya from Eire, ey? Italy? Switzerland? Germany? Sweden? Netherlands? Norway? Many European lands reveal the doorway to my past I’m a mutt, a genetic cosmopolitan cocktail My ancestors must have tales But I’m disconnected, my past is veiled Like the rest of my life On my search for my self It’s the internet […]