A Food Critic I Am Not

Breakfast
“These eggs, quite mushy…the yellow complements the scrambled moundiness.”

Lunch
“These two slices of bread really hold together the meat and vegetables…I like that I can eat this with my hands.”

Dinner
“The sauciness of the chicken is nice, because it’s not dry, and I think there’s some sort of salt used in here.”
“OK Tyler…any comment on the beer? The aromatic blackberry, the mahogany color, the hints of dark chocolate?”
“Hmm, let me take another sip…….yes, it’s definitely beer, but it tastes darker than other beers yet lighter than other beers.”
“Any other comment on the ingredients?”
“I like beer.”
“You’re fired.”

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