This green, gooey fruit full of delicious and healthy fat is my favorite part of the sandwich. I would love an avocado sandwich where the bread is avocado, the meat is avocado, and the avocado is avocado. I once ate an avocado like it was a hand fruit without any shame or regret. I want to work in the avocado industry if possible. I want to shake the hand of an avocado farmer. My hand would be slimy from the avocado. I want to be an avocado advocate. I want to eat it for breakfast. I want to become it.