First Note to Self:
Do not do deep breathing while holding the dog’s poop bag.
Second Note to Self:
Trees will take your carbon dioxide and give you oxygen without complaining or holding it over your head. They are better than people.
Third Note to Self:
Do not do pull ups on trees, the branch will snap. They ask for nothing, they only want to coexist. You are just as bad as people.
Fourth Note to Self:
Wood glue does not fix broken tree branches. This is a thing you should know at this age. You are worse than people.