12: Notes to Self

First Note to Self:
Do not do deep breathing while holding the dog’s poop bag.

Second Note to Self:
Trees will take your carbon dioxide and give you oxygen without complaining or holding it over your head. They are better than people.

Third Note to Self:
Do not do pull ups on trees, the branch will snap. They ask for nothing, they only want to coexist. You are just as bad as people.

Fourth Note to Self:
Wood glue does not fix broken tree branches. This is a thing you should know at this age. You are worse than people.

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2 comments

  1. dilliproduct · · Reply

    lol man what are you even up to?

    1. Adventures in dog walking

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