The 72nd Amendment

You have the right to bear armadillos. These are the only hybrid creatures that you may possess. Given their high propensity for thrill-seeking, it is advised that you purchase your bear armadillo a helmet and kneepads. Heretofore, the natural enemies of the bear armadillo are concussions and gorilla turtles. You may not conceal your bear armadillo. You must wait 10 Mississippi’s before purchasing a bear armadillo.

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