Louder Words has crossed the triple-digit threshold. Here’s a favorite:
Cal is prone to repetitive tasks.
Cal uses a different sponge every day.
He walks outside a step, then two, then three.
Cal has routines.
He goes to the store then his shop then the store.
Cal isn’t much.
Cal doesn’t like this.
Cal came back from the store.
Cal went to his shop.
Cal told everyone in the shop to get down.
Cal went to each and every person and cajoled them as best he could.
Please get down.
Get down on the ground.
Why won’t you get down?
Nobody listened to Cal.
Now they don’t have to.